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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

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The lambs are here Vegeta...You ve had your chance to run, but you didn't. Now it is too late...You will suffer.

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yup...you know I got you furry little back Greek !!!

hmm...never thought id be able to say that to a greek man..and not have it come across as an insult..lol

but LAMBS are awesome ...in so many ways

so im sorry Cow lovers
the internet may have made them into something bigger than they should be (and for a cow that's scary)
---> ive walked in cow pastures before :omg-shocked ...EEK
but lets face the facts here :cows ..are just , well...cows

brainlessly standing around lame cows
yup....I said it LAME
and thats the closest they will ever be to being called a LAM'B'

and trust me ..they only wish they could be
cause LAMBS RULE !!!! :peace

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Exactly right DASH! Lambs have evolved so much that have even adopted the (few) skills cows had.

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...And wait till' you hear their Battlecry:
[youtube]2bzR0r_-vAY[/youtube]
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Now just imagine hearing that in the middle of the night while you are on your bed trying to sleep.
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Or imagine that for some reason you're walking in the woods at night and suddenly you hear this...
[youtube]Aw43FUCkIb8[/youtube]
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Rurik wrote:Or imagine that for some reason you're walking in the woods at night and suddenly you hear this...
[youtube]Aw43FUCkIb8[/youtube]
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=(V)=D/\SH wrote:yup...you know I got you furry little back Greek !!!

hmm...never thought id be able to say that to a greek man..and not have it come across as an insult..lol

but LAMBS are awesome ...in so many ways

so im sorry Cow lovers
the internet may have made them into something bigger than they should be (and for a cow that's scary)
---> ive walked in cow pastures before :omg-shocked ...EEK
but lets face the facts here :cows ..are just , well...cows

brainlessly standing around lame cows
yup....I said it LAME
and thats the closest they will ever be to being called a LAM'B'

and trust me ..they only wish they could be
cause LAMBS RULE !!!! :peace

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That LamB looks so cute :)
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Or even hearing this...

[youtube]epjrWjo9ZMY[/youtube]
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=(V)=Kevster wrote:Or even hearing this...

[youtube]epjrWjo9ZMY[/youtube]
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lmao Myster
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I suppose this will get removed too... since it "has nothing to do with UT".

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