The One Who Knocks...
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The One Who Knocks...
November 30, 1989, I was born, sticking up my middle finger to the world. Coincidence or ironic that 10 years later, Unreal Tournament came out. No need to ask the question because we already know what Game came first.
I've played everyone, whether it was friends, family, or enemies, in every game type and I don't just mean just in weapons, I mean mentally too. The only thing I haven't conquered is the game itself, the only thing that has officially played me.
I'm not going to lie because literally I can't, I've lost matches, more than I can count. No one has gone undefeated in this game, for 20 years, unless you play one match a year or cheat. So, I'm issuing a challenge, because I can probably guess, not many of you have the same birthday as me, and on the same birthday as Unreal Tournament.
I want a match with YOU, anyone of YOU. I don't give a monkey's ass if I've already faced you, if you're a veteran, if you're a noob, if you're better than me, if I lose 10-0 (which won't happen), if you lose 10-0 (which won't happen, maybe), if we play NW/IG or RX, if you just started playing or played for 20 years, if you backed down from a fight from me in the past (RJ) or if you're my best friend (Gayge), if you a female or male or identify as one of the millions of other identities on the face of the planet, if you're from uK, hack, sop, hof, sg, snap crackle pop cereal or the koolaid man, I don't give a fuck who the hell you are, I WANT A FUCKING WAR.
So who's it going to be.
11/30. One month. The more "likes" I'll throw all your names in the randomizer and the name it spits out (like stample is used to doing), we tango.
I've played everyone, whether it was friends, family, or enemies, in every game type and I don't just mean just in weapons, I mean mentally too. The only thing I haven't conquered is the game itself, the only thing that has officially played me.
I'm not going to lie because literally I can't, I've lost matches, more than I can count. No one has gone undefeated in this game, for 20 years, unless you play one match a year or cheat. So, I'm issuing a challenge, because I can probably guess, not many of you have the same birthday as me, and on the same birthday as Unreal Tournament.
I want a match with YOU, anyone of YOU. I don't give a monkey's ass if I've already faced you, if you're a veteran, if you're a noob, if you're better than me, if I lose 10-0 (which won't happen), if you lose 10-0 (which won't happen, maybe), if we play NW/IG or RX, if you just started playing or played for 20 years, if you backed down from a fight from me in the past (RJ) or if you're my best friend (Gayge), if you a female or male or identify as one of the millions of other identities on the face of the planet, if you're from uK, hack, sop, hof, sg, snap crackle pop cereal or the koolaid man, I don't give a fuck who the hell you are, I WANT A FUCKING WAR.
So who's it going to be.
11/30. One month. The more "likes" I'll throw all your names in the randomizer and the name it spits out (like stample is used to doing), we tango.
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I'll be there if I can. How's it going to work? We just pick a day and time?
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:44 pm During the Cold War, the U.S. considered airdropping enormous condoms labeled "Medium" on the Soviets
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:33 pm how about we mute the entire server then all you can do is play or rage quit.
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:49 pm BloodyRabbit is the sexiest man alive!! (Rubs nipples)
Oh RJ, the things you say. This is worth the super long sig
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Re: Happy Halloween Party!
If you want to face me, just say so and a week prior to November 30, if more than one person says they want to face me, I'll throw every name in a randomizer and the name it spits out, I face on the day of their choosing, Saturday or Sunday (11/30 or 12/1).
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Re: The One Who Knocks...
18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.
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Re: The One Who Knocks...
Who is that "motherf*cker" than? (Better protect my mother from him)=(V)=CandyMan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:09 pm 18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.
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BR, chances are, he won't take the challenge, he'll have an excuse.=(V)=Gladiator wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:12 pmWho is that "motherf*cker" than? (Better protect my mother from him)=(V)=CandyMan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:09 pm 18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.
It's not set yet... more can step up but I doubt it.
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Re: The One Who Knocks...
Trays right BITCH. I may actually train a bit for this showdown as time nears
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:44 pm During the Cold War, the U.S. considered airdropping enormous condoms labeled "Medium" on the Soviets
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:33 pm how about we mute the entire server then all you can do is play or rage quit.
=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:49 pm BloodyRabbit is the sexiest man alive!! (Rubs nipples)
Oh RJ, the things you say. This is worth the super long sig
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ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat
=(V)=BloodyRabbit wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:13 pm That was EPIC! I just creamed all over my panties!!!
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I will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?
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Well.. I'm glad your wife gave you permission to face me... Might actually have to admit you have a pair again but still not as big as mine.=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:27 pm ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat
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=(V)=CandyMan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:19 pmWell.. I'm glad your wife gave you permission to face me... Might actually have to admit you have a pair again but still not as big as mine.=(V)=RocketJedi wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:27 pm ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat
=(V)=BloodyRabbit wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:13 pm That was EPIC! I just creamed all over my panties!!!
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wtf? why would i go somewhere to fake being interested in someones imaginary friend?=(V)=CandyMan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:15 pmI will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?
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It really does not matter what you do, if you want to face me, then pray to whoever you pray to, to give you the strength to face me. Because it doesn't matter what happens to your soul when you pass, what I do to you in our match, God or Satan, won't be able to save you.=(V)=Abigor wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:48 pmwtf? why would i go somewhere to fake being interested in someones imaginary friend?=(V)=CandyMan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:15 pmI will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?
That goes for you, bloody, RJ or any other person that "thinks" they have a chance up against me.
I'm surprised pretty boy @NyteBlayDe hasn't stepped up...
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