The One Who Knocks...

[=(V)=CandyMan]

November 30, 1989, I was born, sticking up my middle finger to the world. Coincidence or ironic that 10 years later, Unreal Tournament came out. No need to ask the question because we already know what Game came first.

I've played everyone, whether it was friends, family, or enemies, in every game type and I don't just mean just in weapons, I mean mentally too. The only thing I haven't conquered is the game itself, the only thing that has officially played me.

I'm not going to lie because literally I can't, I've lost matches, more than I can count. No one has gone undefeated in this game, for 20 years, unless you play one match a year or cheat. So, I'm issuing a challenge, because I can probably guess, not many of you have the same birthday as me, and on the same birthday as Unreal Tournament.

I want a match with YOU, anyone of YOU. I don't give a monkey's ass if I've already faced you, if you're a veteran, if you're a noob, if you're better than me, if I lose 10-0 (which won't happen), if you lose 10-0 (which won't happen, maybe), if we play NW/IG or RX, if you just started playing or played for 20 years, if you backed down from a fight from me in the past (RJ) or if you're my best friend (Gayge), if you a female or male or identify as one of the millions of other identities on the face of the planet, if you're from uK, hack, sop, hof, sg, snap crackle pop cereal or the koolaid man, I don't give a fuck who the hell you are, I WANT A FUCKING WAR.

So who's it going to be.

11/30. One month. The more "likes" I'll throw all your names in the randomizer and the name it spits out (like stample is used to doing), we tango.

[=(V)=BloodyRabbit]

I'll be there if I can. How's it going to work? We just pick a day and time?

[=(V)=CandyMan]

If you want to face me, just say so and a week prior to November 30, if more than one person says they want to face me, I'll throw every name in a randomizer and the name it spits out, I face on the day of their choosing, Saturday or Sunday (11/30 or 12/1).

[=(V)=CandyMan]

18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.

[=(V)=Gladiator]

18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.

Who is that "motherf*cker" than? (Better protect my mother from him)

[=(V)=CandyMan]

18 days and one motherfucker decided to step up... and of course, this will be an easy win for me, pathetic.

Who is that "motherf*cker" than? (Better protect my mother from him)

BR, chances are, he won't take the challenge, he'll have an excuse.

It's not set yet... more can step up but I doubt it.

[=(V)=BloodyRabbit]

Trays right BITCH. I may actually train a bit for this showdown as time nears

[Abigor]

candy will all of a sudden have to work at that time

[Cross_Eyed_Noob]

candy will all of a sudden have to work at that time

truuuuuuuuuuuu

[=(V)=RocketJedi]

ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat

[=(V)=CandyMan]

candy will all of a sudden have to work at that time

I will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?

[=(V)=CandyMan]

ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat

Well.. I'm glad your wife gave you permission to face me... Might actually have to admit you have a pair again but still not as big as mine.

[=(V)=RocketJedi]

ok i will finally face you. Throw my name in the hat

Well.. I'm glad your wife gave you permission to face me... Might actually have to admit you have a pair again but still not as big as mine.

[Abigor]

candy will all of a sudden have to work at that time

I will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?

wtf? why would i go somewhere to fake being interested in someones imaginary friend?

[=(V)=CandyMan]

candy will all of a sudden have to work at that time

I will face you after I get home, let me guess... You got church in the morning?

wtf? why would i go somewhere to fake being interested in someones imaginary friend?

It really does not matter what you do, if you want to face me, then pray to whoever you pray to, to give you the strength to face me. Because it doesn't matter what happens to your soul when you pass, what I do to you in our match, God or Satan, won't be able to save you.

That goes for you, bloody, RJ or any other person that "thinks" they have a chance up against me.

I'm surprised pretty boy @NyteBlayDe hasn't stepped up...