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Reproduction is everything in biology. If you reproduce, you win (evolutionarily speaking). However, it isn’t always nice and straightforward. Some animals have really unconventional ways of getting down.


Bonobos

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Bonobos are the only primates except humans that have sex for fun, and boy do they have fun with it.

Bonobos will have sex with anyone available, regardless of gender or age (with the exception of mother/child interactions). Females frequently rub their clitorises together, (known as genital-genital rubbing) and even males stand face to face and sway their hips from side to side, in a process called penis fencing. Oral sex and mutual masturbation are also quite common.

Bonobos will also use sex to move up in social status. When a new bonobo joins a group, he or she immediately tries to climb the social ladder. Researchers have found that when having sex with an alpha male, a lower status female will call out differently during sex, essentially bragging about it. This is particularly true if higher-ranking females are around to see and hear the exchange.



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Sex is serious business for honey bees.

From the moment virgin queens emerge from their queen cell (a specialized compartment in which the egg was laid), they get to work trying to kill the other virgin queens. Worker bees can step in and stop them from fighting, but only for a time. On the day they finally copulate, up to 20 virgin queens and swarms of drones leave the hive to have sex in the open air. Each queen will mate with around fifteen drones and store all of the sperm for later use. When the queens go back to the hive, there is another fight to the death among the newly mated queens, until only one will remain. The victor will eventually take over leadership of the colony and will use the sperm collected on her mating day to fertilize eggs for the rest of her life.

Male honey bees give a new meaning to the phrase “bust a nut.” During the mating swarm, drones insert themselves into the queens, deposit their sperm, and then their testicles explode upon completion. Seriously. Most will drop to the ground and die soon after, but even if the fact that their testicles exploded doesn’t kill them, they are not allowed back into the hive, as they have nothing more to offer to the colony.



Garter Snakes

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Garter snakes are mildly venomous and pose no threat to humans, so they are often regarded as fairly mild creatures. However, things get a little wild after hibernation.

Immediately after emerging from their den, a female will release a pheromone that causes dozens of males to flock to her in a crazy orgy known as a mating ball. Male snakes have a bifurcated penis known as “hemipenes.” Due to the chaos of the mating ball, the male will use whichever penis is more convenient to inseminate the female.

Some males try to steal thunder from the female by inducing their own mating ball, though it isn’t clear how or why they do this. By pretending to be female, the snake is covered by other male snakes which can give heat and protection. This does not seem to be a sexual advantage, but might increase the male’s odds of survival.



Ferrets

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Ever feel like you need to have sex or you’ll die? For a female ferret in heat, this is a real danger.

Ferrets are induced ovulators, meaning once they go into heat, only copulation will allow them to release an egg and end estrus. As estrus continues, the constant production of estrogen builds up inside the body. Eventually, the extreme hormone levels can become toxic, and the bone marrow will be depleted. Aplastic anemia sets in, as the ferret can no longer produce her own blood cells. Energy levels drop and infections take over before the ferret finally dies.



Hyenas


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Female hyenas are definitely dominant to their male counterparts. They are larger, more aggressive, and have even have a larger penis. Well, pseudopenis. The pseudopenis is an enlarged clitoris that can become erect. The erect pseudopenis is used for greeting purposes.

For mating, the male inserts his penis into the pseudopenis. This is often difficult to maneuver for the male, and requires lots of practice. The pseudopenis also challenges the female, as she will give birth through it a few months later.

Alpha females have the ability to give her cubs a boost of hormones during pregnancy, ensuring that they will be as aggressive as possible after birth. Aggression is a positive attribute, because it gives the young hyenas an advantage when fighting for food and causes the males to practice mating early, giving an advantage for future reproductive success. This advantage for the cubs comes at a cost to the mother, as the surge in hormones damages her reproductive organs, making future conceptions difficult.



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Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs impale you with their penises!

Female bedbugs have sex organs, but males can’t be bothered to use them. Instead, they impale the female’s abdominal wall with their knife-like penis and deposit sperm.

This actually isn’t a very efficient method of insemination and the gaping wound threatens the female’s life and reproductive success. It is likely that the females evolved a spermalege to target the male’s penis and counteract some of the trauma.

Sometimes, though, males will get confused and try to inseminate another male. As the males do not have the spermalege, this case of mistaken identity can be lethal.



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Certain sea slugs, like bed bugs, also participate in traumatic insemination, but it turns out that they have a very precise target: the partner’s head. The slugs are hermaphroditic with branched penises, and the copulation itself is reciprocal and somewhat acrobatic.

Each slug will insert one end of the penis into the partner’s female genitalia while inserting the other end directly into the forehead. It is thought that this could boost conception rates by having an alternative entry point for the seminal fluid as well as stimulating the central nervous system.

Source: http://www.iflscience.com/
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Good driver. That's how you prevent cows from reproducing.
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Poor lamb, trying to figure out what it wants to be.

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Masturbation is actually a common thing in mammals.
I'll just copy-paste what Wikipedia says because I'm so much of a lazy prick to explain it myself. (Besides it's past 5am here and I need to wake up in a few hours)
Autoeroticism or masturbation
It appears that many animals, both male and female, masturbate, both when partners are available and otherwise. For example, it has been observed in dogs, male deer, and male monkeys.

Petplace.com comments in its guide on assessing potential breeding stock purchases: "Masturbation is a normal behavior in all stallions that does not reduce semen production or performance in the breeding shed" Likewise a review from the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine says:

the behavior known within the horse breeding industry as masturbation. This involves normal periodic erections and penile movements. This behavior, both from the descriptive field studies cited above and in extensive study of domestic horses, is now understood as normal, frequent behavior of male equids. Attempting to inhibit or punish masturbation, for example by tying a brush to the area of the flank underside where the penis rubs into contact with the underside, which is still a common practice of horse managers regionally around the world, often leads to increased masturbation and disturbances of normal breeding behaviour.

—Sue M. McDonnell, Sexual Behavior – Current Topics in Applied Ethology and Clinical Methods
Castration does not prevent masturbation, as it is observed in geldings. Masturbation is common in both mares and stallions, before and after puberty.

Sexologist Havelock Ellis in his 1927 "Studies in the Psychology of Sex" identified bulls, goats, sheep, camels and elephants as species known to practice autoeroticism, adding of some other species:

I am informed by a gentleman who is a recognized authority on goats, that they sometimes take the penis into the mouth and produce actual orgasm, thus practicing auto-fellatio. As regards ferrets ... "if the bitch, when in heat, cannot obtain a dog [ie, male ferret] she pines and becomes ill. If a smooth pebble is introduced into the hutch, she will masturbate upon it, thus preserving her normal health for one season. But if this artificial substitute is given to her a second season, she will not, as formerly, be content with it." Blumenbach observed a bear act somewhat similarly on seeing other bears coupling, and hyenas, according to Ploss and Bartels, have been seen practicing mutual masturbation by licking each other's genitals.

In his 1999 book, Biological exuberance, Bruce Bagemihl documents that:

Autoeroticism also occurs widely among animals, both male and female. A variety of creative techniques are used, including genital stimulation using the hand or front paw (primates, Lions), foot (Vampire Bats, primates), flipper (Walruses), or tail (Savanna Baboons), sometimes accompanied by stimulation of the nipples (Rhesus Macaques, Bonobos); auto-fellating or licking, sucking and/or nuzzling by a male of his own penis (Common Chimpanzees, Savanna Bonobos, Vervet Monkeys, Squirrel Monkeys, Thinhorn Sheep, Bharal, Aovdad, Dwarf Cavies); stimulation of the penis by flipping or rubbing it against the belly or in its own sheath (White-tailed and Mule Deer, Zebras and Takhi); spontaneous ejaculations (Mountain Sheep, Warthogs, Spotted Hyenas); and stimulation of the genitals using inanimate objects (found in several primates and cetaceans).

Many birds masturbate by mounting and copulating with tufts of grass, leaves or mounds of earth, and some mammals such as primates and dolphins also rub their genitals against the ground or other surfaces to stimulate themselves.

Autoeroticism in female mammals, as well as heterosexual and homosexual intercourse (especially in primates), often involves direct or indirect stimulation of the clitoris. This organ is present in the females of all mammalian species and several other animal groups.

and that:

Apes and Monkeys use a variety of objects to masturbate with and even deliberately create implements for sexual stimulation often in highly creative ways.

David Linden, professor of neuroscience at Johns Hopkins University, remarks that:

..perhaps the most creative form of animal masturbation is that of the male bottlenose dolphin, which has been observed to wrap a live, wriggling eel around its penis.

Among elephants, female same-sex behaviours have been documented only in captivity where they are known to masturbate one another with their trunks.
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Rape by dolphin - invaluable
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Mikolaj wrote:Rape by dolphin - invaluable
that was freakin insane!!
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=(V)=BloodyRabbit wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:13 pm That was EPIC! I just creamed all over my panties!!!
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